Who is Alexandra Kaye?

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Alexism

Muddy waters stole hair ties from Alex Kaye

— 10 months ago
Alexism

Coincidently, both Alex Kaye and Wu-tang Clan are nothing to fuck with. They also both consists of 9 black adult men from Staten Island.

— 10 months ago
Alexism

Nicholas Cage is Alex Kaye’s stunt double. Yes, breathing is a stunt.

— 10 months ago
Alexism

Alex Kaye is chip skylark’s dentist

— 10 months ago
Alexism

In an attempt to preserve a good fighting record, Muhammad Ali had all video recordings burned of the fight he loss against Alex Kaye called “gyration in the vegetation”

— 10 months ago
Nice hair cut

Nice hair cut

— 10 months ago
Open letter #5

To whom it may concern,

Tonight is Octubre octava. Kiss my assonance. So I finally posted both my published “alexisms” (I guess that’s what I’m calling it now, woo) and my unreleased ones that I had stored in my phone. This is a good thing because now I don’t feel the ever present pressure to posts them. In reflection, I actually like blogging this style especially because I have a theme that I have to stick that gives me structure and direction meanwhile the non-alex stuff lets me posts whatever I want to post. More specifically on the non-alex content, I try very hard to make it eclectic as possible with incorporating different types of memes, videos, music, and etc. Please take some time out, even 5 minutes to look at some of it. At the end of the day, what matters most is the constant delivery of entertainment and that’s what I’m offering. 

Remember to wash behind your ears

— 10 months ago
#open letter 

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"I know Alex Kaye is the most high but I am a close high"
gay fish
— 10 months ago
#alexism 
Alexism

Mamalexkaye mamasa mamakusa

— 10 months ago
Alexism

There’s is the known, unknown, known known, known unknown, unknown known, unknown unknown, and Alex kaye

— 10 months ago
Get Me Out of the 99 Percent →

Being in the 99 percent sucks, yo. Please help him

— 10 months ago
#99 percent  #funny 
Alexism

Alex Kaye has guys falling for her like triangle shirtwaist company workers

— 10 months ago
Alexism

Two tears from Alex Kaye is the secret ingredient in the fruit punch. Now drink up.

— 10 months ago